funny

Have you ever had one of those itches I mean like a really strong urge to itch your self in places in the middle of public?
Don't those suck?

Its like you could itch it but then your really going to look nasty for doing it or you can try not to itch it in which you take on unbareable amounts of the itches for who knows how long.

You always run into a store and itch your self, but then you would look kinda wierd running into corner or down a isle to grab a fast one.

What if the cult following that is Oprah just evaporated.?
How would so many middle aged and senior aged women figure out
what to do in their lives. It would be a mass panic in my opinion.
They would no longer know what to do to lose 40 lbs in a hurry or how to raise sextuplets.. and lets not forget obama wouldn't have anyone to bring in the black vote
and all the single mothers on welfare. It would be a tragedy in my opinion :-)

So me and my friend were talking about this last night...

I mean, what would happen to all the magazines? half the tv shows, and
the news?
Millions would lose there jobs...
Millions would have have nothing to live for.
It really makes you think how much of our time is spent
checking out brad pitts' newest woman, or wondering why Brittney had a baby.

Think about all the women in their 40's! They'd have nothing to do!
When you really think about it its pretty sad isn't it?

signing off...